A Bigger Hopemonger than Barack Obama

“Glum” is the perfect descriptive for when one, perhaps an addled woman in her early 20s, has depressive yearnings to watch Marilyn Manson perform a routine on “Dancing with the Stars”. Fareed Zakaria thinks so. Fareed Zakaria got his Ph.D. from Harvard. Fareed Zakaria is quite the subcontinental sexpot. Fareed Zakaria would look great in a blue spandex jumspsuit. Stop lackadaisically swishing the contents of that cocktail shaker, dear reader. I call your attention to this: The Rise of the Rest